almost as good as wicca

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Holy crap. I feel dirty after reading this "package deal":

One Long Night in Vegas Package
Includes one night stay in a themed room, one feather Boa, mints for the night out and a large bottle of water for the morning after. Complimentary Juice, Coffee and Sweet Roll in the morning! Price for this special $189.00
 
Sex In the City PackageIncludes one night in a traditonal or themed room, includes massage oils, a tickle me the right way "Feather"&, $50.00 credit at Sin City Lingerie or Vegas Adult book store. Complimentary Juice, Coffee and Sweet Roll in the morning! Price for this special $189.00
 
Oh god:
Live Long and Prosper
One night in the intergalactic room, two tickets to tour the Star Trek Experience and two sets of Vulcan Ears. Complimentary Juice, Coffee and Sweet Roll in the morning! Price for this package $199.00
Get lei'd on the Beach Package
One night in the Blue Hawaii Room, 1 cocanut bra, hula skirt, one lei for the guy, bottle of Hawaiian punch. Complimentary Juice, Coffee and Sweet Roll in the morning! Price for this package $345.00
 
FalseTodd said:
bottle of Hawaiian Punch

They can't spring for a fucking Mai Tai or some shit?



OHHHHHHHHHHHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDD that is too funny toooooo funny... i cannot wrap my mind around it. i feel like i'm tripping.