Bah humbug!!!! I am so sick of the sanctimonious Christmas carols that all these nice wannabe-christians are playing loudly in the stores since Halloween that I have decided, since this forum is currently stale anyhow, that I need your help to re-write the lyrics. I will start by posting my own version of "Come all ye faithful". It's not very kick-ass, but for what it's worth, here it goes.....
Oh, come all ye faithful
joyful and triumphant!
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Valhalla.
Come and behold them
Born the kings of headbashing!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them,
the Einherjar!
Sing choirs of Valkyries
Sing in exaltation!
Oh, sing all ye rivals
of Asgarth!
Glory to Odin, Glory to the High One!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them,
The Einherjar!
Oh, come all ye faithful
joyful and triumphant!
Oh come ye, oh come ye to Valhalla.
Come and behold them
Born the kings of headbashing!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them,
the Einherjar!
Sing choirs of Valkyries
Sing in exaltation!
Oh, sing all ye rivals
of Asgarth!
Glory to Odin, Glory to the High One!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them!
Oh, come let us adore them,
The Einherjar!