American Football = Rugby with Padding, Helmets, and Time Outs for the Obese

[JayKeeley]

Poll Coming.

Feel free to use this thread for all other American-only sports like driving in a circle or bouncing a ball, etc.

 

[Henrik Main]

Also known as the homosports thread

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yes.

Don't forget the ass grabbing and tight spandex.

 

[JayKeeley]

I can't wait until the USA beats Rwanda at Ice Hockey in the next olympics and makes a movie out of it with Kurt Russell. Do you believe in miracles?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Best sport in the world

Come on, your little crybaby SOCCER players get hurt more often than Jack Bauer... unless they're riding motorcycles

 

[JayKeeley]

^^ This thread has NOTHING to do with "soccer" fyi.

Prediction:

This thread will quickly answer the "Americans are naturally quite defensive aren't they?" question.

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Let's talk about black pudding instead. What the fuck IS that stuff? (I've been warned before my trip)

 

[JayKeeley]

Don't eat it unless you like blood more than ketchup.

 

[Dark One]

Also known as the homosports thread

hypocrite

 

[lizard]

This thread is for oxygen sucking 320 lb linemen and black guys with thyroid conditions.

 

[JayKeeley]

This thread is for oxygen sucking 320 lb linemen and black guys with thyroid conditions in padding.

fixed

 

[dorian gray]

haha! Awesome thread. JayKeeley, have you ever even played a sport, dude? Yeah, I'm with you that American Football is excruciatingly boring to watch but it's not the silly sport you think it is. It's pretty damn challenging. Just out of curiosity, have you ever even played "soccer"? I played for ten years, including high school and I can tell you it's one of the gayest sports I've ever played. Difficult? Yes. Extremely so. But, I'm honestly not impressed by the "sissyness" of pro footballers. Look, getting slide-tackled simply does not hurt. These guys are just little bitches. I'm telling you that from personal experience in the sport.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

BTW, I played football throughout junior high and high school and never really got injured... until I got to college and got a CONCUSSION playing fuckin intramural FLAG FOOTBALL!

 

[dorian gray]

This thread is for oxygen sucking 320 lb linemen and black guys with thyroid conditions.

haha most sports are obviously centered around genetic freaks. Look at basketball for goat's sake. Thusly, I don't get too impressed with such sports. Hockey is really the only pro sport where it is a detriment to be big OR small.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

haha most sports are obviously centered around genetic freaks. Look at basketball for goat's sake. Thusly, I don't get too impressed with such sports. Hockey is really the only pro sport where it is a detriment to be big OR small.

Commie

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Football without the padding, helmets and time outs is ok, but its basically a slower paced rugby with longer passes.

Used to play it in highschool at lunch with a bunch of guys from the local football team. Usually got mangled pretty good by the end of every day.

 

[JayKeeley]

haha! Awesome thread. JayKeeley, have you ever even played a sport, dude? Yeah, I'm with you that American Football is excruciatingly boring to watch but it's not the silly sport you think it is. It's pretty damn challenging. Just out of curiosity, have you ever even played "soccer"? I played for ten years, including high school and I can tell you it's one of the gayest sports I've ever played. Difficult? Yes. Extremely so. But, I'm honestly not impressed by the "sissyness" of pro footballers. Look, getting slide-tackled simply does not hurt. These guys are just little bitches. I'm telling you that from personal experience in the sport.

Total rubbish. Of course I've played it.

Getting side tackled does not hurt? Jesus, so what you're saying is that no injuries have ever occured in the history of the sport.

Again though, this thread has nothing to do with "soccer", it's just for you guys to talk about the wonders of American international sporting events. You should be thanking me for being such a generous mod.

 

[KILL TULLY]

If anyone for a second thinks 'FUTBALZZ' is a more 'tough' sport then American Football, they can fuck right off.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Also, getting slide tackled does-not-fucking-hurt IN COMPARISON to any other contact sport, ever. Yes I've played soccer, because when I was shipped to bording school they didn't have actual-football. Bummer.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

soccer or to the rest of the world "football" is not in question here. It's rugby vs football partially.... and then other american international sports as a whole.

Also... why is american football called football when they don't use their feet?