American Football Thread

[lizard]

because American Football rules.

because I am from Massachusetts and the Patriots kick ass ha ha you Steelers suck hahahahahahahahaha lollollol

hell yeah

 

[Ellestin]

I'm curious, do you call this masquerade 'sport' or plain entertainment for half-brained?

 

[lizard]

both

 

[KILL TULLY]

People getting there helmets knocked off rules.

So do clothes-lines.

 

[lurch70]

I'm curious, do you call this masquerade 'sport' or plain entertainment for half-brained?

ugh, let's not go there ... don't get me started with the majority of soccer fans ... and I LIKE soccer.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Football, Hockey, and Lacrosse = the Arts of War.

 

[lizard]

in high school we were taught lacrosse using girls rules, i.e., no sticks to the shins, etc., but of course soon enough the sticks were aflyin.

 

[lizard]

and I like soccer, but why can't these pusses take a groinal shot like men.

 

[NAD]

i don't know why some people rag on american football, it's not any less about skill, strategy, and teamwork than most other sports. it's just really fucking violent.

hooray for my dolphins winning yesterday! also that patriots v. steelers game was really fun to watch, and a big HAHA to the stupid raiders losing. as if i didn't hate randy moss enough, i didn't even know he was on the faiders until yesterday.

 

[lizard]

the Patriots won the game but shit at least four of them were knocked out of the game, one by a vicious leg whip to the side of the knee...

 

[NAD]

oh man that looked painful. i was waiting for them to bust the madden yellow circle treatment on it since they kept replaying it in slow motion.

 

[Henrik Main]

and I like soccer, but why can't these pusses take a groinal shot like men.

The sad thing is that I can name all those players

(Ariel Ortega, Javier Zanetti, Gabriel Batistuta, Juan Sebastian Veron and Diego Simeone)

 

[lizard]

FC Bayern Muenchen, hell yeah!!

 

[lurch70]

you also look like you'd fit right in in the pic

... photoshop time

 

[NAD]

seriously though, i didn't watch so much as an entire game last year on account of my dolphins sucking so much shit and me being jaded.

but no. this year, i'm even going to start wearing my dolphins jersey again with NAD printed on the back.

KEEP!
HOPE!
ALIVE!

 

[lizard]

and Ricky Williams is coming back soon from his suspension vacation in Bangkok or wherever the fuck he went.

 

[NAD]

so instead of reefer he can go back to nice safe steroid use.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

so wait, is it football season already?


I DON'T FUCKING CARE GIMME GIMME HOCKEY GOD DAMMIT

edit:

we're gonna fucking win this time god dammit, sharks > you

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Hockey is gonna own! but the Blues are gonna blow ass.

 

[KILL TULLY]

I'm ready for some Hockey.