american idol starts tonight

I totally agree that the auditions (which start TONIGHT!) are by far the best part
Depending on the competition, I might not make it through the whole season.
 
i will wager that no less than three (3) record contracts in the William Hung style come out of these auditions.

i still can't believe he got a record on Koch Records. i went to a store and there were 5x more copies of his record than the most recent Flaming Lips.
 
okay, now that i would scour the internet for. not sure i'd pay for it, but i'd at least like to hear it. at least it'd be less annoying than that clay aiken or jessica simpson christmas music. i saw mommy kissing santa claus is ruined because of that squeaky breathy IMTOOSEXXXY crap she did to it.


also, anyone ever hear that NPR show where they play the WORST/TRULY BAD Christmas Music? amazing.