an open letter to gwyneth

goatschool · Sep 27, 2002

dear ms paltrow;

...

that is all.

love you,

goatschool.

deadair · Sep 27, 2002

ahhhhh that is so sweet....

wait...

are you some sort of stalker? just wondering...

XzanderX · Sep 27, 2002

I love her in Top Gun!!!!

oh wait... I'm thinking of Tom Cruise!

deadair · Sep 27, 2002

<clapping>

fine posting.... fine fine posting my little swede friend

XzanderX · Sep 27, 2002

thank you!

goatschool · Sep 27, 2002

Originally posted by deadair
ahhhhh that is so sweet....

wait...

are you some sort of stalker? just wondering...

i am so hurt.

just because i have no legs doesn't mean i'm not as capable of stalking as anyone else...

goatschool · Sep 27, 2002

actually i was just thinking about her spectacular performance in the otherwise snitty HOIGHTY TENENFOOMS

minxnim · Sep 27, 2002

she's so mediocre. i like christina ricci and chloe sv. so much more.

fainéant · Sep 27, 2002

g paltrow speaks spanish fluently. She's lovely, but not fuck-you-red sexy. But, then, I haven't seen her in Shallow Hal.

deadair · Sep 27, 2002

preppy... have you seen "pumpkin"... the ricci movie?

Nagle · Sep 27, 2002

Here's my open letter to her:

Dear Gwyneth,

The new Satyricon rules. It rocks in a hateful way.

wuv,
Alex

goatschool · Sep 27, 2002

i dig bland looking people. she's 5 ft taller than me, though.

still, the love is there.