And the award for longest lasting, most efficient yet still amusing troll goes to....

[divine_torture]

You amuse me sir.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't think Onder is a troll. I just think he's a budding sociopath..

 

[divine_torture]

I disagree. I think it's an act. And a very well done act, at that.

 

[The Ozzman]

Well I'm never wrong so your statement is obviously false.

 

[Onder]

I don't know what this is about. Is it about the LoG thread? I posted some sarcastic remarks there and a link to a scam article (that I didn't write, obviously) and it made some dumbass so frustrated that he attacked me personally. He wasn't the first one who commented on my looks either.

"...you look like a bullied bulimia chick who already got your ass raped." - ArneZ

"You look like a fucking chick. A mean ass dike, at that." - TheNightsBane

This is an intellectual level of 12 year olds first time on the internet. Do you think I "trolled" them to lash out at me? Do you think I posted my picture to give them a chance to insult me? Do you think I used irony and sarcasm because I knew that they wouldn't understand any of it?

If I was trolling, I would be satisfied with my capabilities and results. Because those retards really look dumb now. But I wasn't trolling. I was just being what I am. An intelligent, sophisticated, beautiful human. My wisdom reaches far beyond the reach of monkeys who spit angry cum at the laboratory glass. I watch those test animals, but I didn't capture them. There's a bitter taste dwelling on my tongue. But I hear the voice. We really are more advanced than them, doctor. And we have to move on.

Planet of the apes isn't happening tonight. Not on this forum.

Good night.

 

[divine_torture]

I don't think Onder is a troll. I just think he's a budding sociopath..

Ok you win.

 

[Zephyrus]

Can a troll who merits almost universal approbation really be called a troll?

 

[divine_torture]

There in lies the beauty of it.

And this has nothing to do with the LoG thread. It's an approval, of sorts.

 

[SentinelSlain]

 

[The Emptier]

2nd Onder.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Fuck off the anti-Onder poseurscum.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I think Onder is the most honest person on this forum. Take it for what it's worth.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I can't recall Onder making one post resembling trolling.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I was just being what I am. An intelligent, sophisticated, beautiful human. My wisdom reaches far beyond the reach of monkeys who spit angry cum at the laboratory glass. I watch those test animals, but I didn't capture them. There's a bitter taste dwelling on my tongue. But I hear the voice. We really are more advanced than them, doctor. And we have to move on.

I cried.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Onder is the best member of this forum, and maybe even the only good one.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm not gay, but I'd have sex with Onder.

 

[Einherjar86]

I totally thought this thread was going to be for monoxide.

Except he's not amusing. So I fail.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

Onder is the best member of this forum, and maybe even the only good one.

What the fuck? I thought I was one of the best.

 

[monoxide_child]

I totally thought this thread was going to be for monoxide.

So did i
but i didn't want to be the first one to say it
cuz i didn't want to sound narcissistic

 

[SentinelSlain]

He's a decent dude, I've had a few pints with him.