Animated Characters You'd Totally Bang or Marry (NSFW)

[Carpe Mortem]

Self explanatory.

Bang:

Marry:

Yup, I'm a total wizardphile.

 

[romanticism]

Well this thread is gonna go far.

 

[damnromulans]

Stewie

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

No homo, but why Pickles?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

No homo, but why Pickles?

He seems like a really goofy, live and let live, get fucked up kinda dude. And so am I. We'd do good, Pickles and me.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

So... I guess I'm the only weirdo who has contemplated this shit on an extensive level.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Dora.

 

[Krow]

Nah I'm pretty sure Mort is an animephile. He just doesn't want to disrespect the fictional characters by saying he would have sex with them.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I can't actually think of any off the top of my head to be honest.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm letting this thread stay open only because she included Blackwolf from Wizards.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

For you dudes... seriously? You wouldn't bang or marry, idk, maybe Morticia, or that chick from Heavy Metal?

 

[Zephyrus]

Blackwolf's wife.

 

[CF87]

 

[Nephilim96]

Nah I'm pretty sure Mort is an animephile. He just doesn't want to disrespect the fictional characters by saying he would have sex with them.

I suppose I'd fuck cartoon characters that resemble attractive women (^Kim Possible is a good example).

 

[romanticism]

How you guys intend to go about having sex with some pixels is beyond me.

 

[romanticism]

And yeah, it's pretty fucking obvious Mort has bizarre crushes on a plethora of anime characters, but feminists gotta choose their words carefully.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

There's honestly too many to even begin to list.

 

[Kara-Shehr]

I ain't ashamed, I keep it real, I'd bang all these. Fuck you, you know you would too.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Jane Lane from Daria

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, Deadpool from Marvel comics and oh god, Ezio Auditore Da Firenze from Assassins Creed, yes please mmmmm, Jamie Lanister from game of thrones, but not the actor, had a thing for the character after reading the books (don't know if he counts, coz he ain't animated, but what the hell, he still ain't real) hmm think that's it.