Another Pointless Ebay auction

i have thought about something similar to this. i had the idea of auctioning my forearm as advertising space via a tattoo. obviously it would have to be a lot of moeny, like 10k or more. i could wear it for a year and then have it covered with something else. my old lady wasn't too keen on the idea though.
 
And Here is what is not Allowed:

Content not allowed:
·* No adult material (?)
·* No smoking or drinking (Boo Urns)
·* No illegal content (ie Nothing Michale Jackson would want to see)
·* No racial slurs or content (I agree, that's good)
·* No profanity (Fucin Fuc)

there is No Current bids, And I Doubt there will be ny serious Offers!! :)