Anyone watch Uranium or Metal Asylum?

I'd stick my **** in her *** after 5 beers. I'd be sucking on her ******* while spreading her *** cheeks with a throbing *****

She'd be looking up at me while sucking on my ***** tugging my *****

I'd get herpes from from her ****** and my breath smells. I'd be like **** *** you STOOPID ****

wwwhhyyy gooooddd

my mind was altered by booze, god D%^$ it!

Jesus ******

I ******* hate metalcore

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They should just get Christina Scabbia or Anneke to host it once in awile. I'd watch it then.