Anyone who likes the Dillenger Escape Plan is a faggot

[xfer]

harvey fierstein told me you guys ruled
john zorn called to tell me you're great
the caller i.d. was from a gay bar
you guys fucking suck

any guy who likes you
like neurosis and dicks up his ass
you think you're so fucking original
gay bars used to be original too

you never get bad reviews
because all the writers shoot up cum
everyone who likes you
is a gay homosexual faggot

 

[xfer]

(I call it "Similar Thread Farming")

 

[exciar28]

I really like them. and your poem(?) looks like a lyric of DEP.

 

[xfer]

heehee, i like them too, or, at least, what i've heard.

 

[minxnim]

they're really nice guys what a mean thread title. i saw it and i was like !!! wtf?

even tho i got hit in the face at the last show i went to.

 

[capeda]

Isn't this an Anal Cunt song?

 

[FuSoYa]

man, you really fucked up with the similar thread farming. All you got was Dillinger Escape Plan threads.

 

[xfer]

yes, capeda! this was actually an ANAL CUNT APPRECIATION thread in disguise!

 

[xfer]

wtg is this one:

!!!BWD vs. The Computer

 

[xfer]

also yes they seem nice. at least, jizzlobber does.

 

[FuSoYa]

This was funny though:

ALICE: Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A brainwashed bible thumping cock sucker of christ.

>that's correct

ALICE: I knew I was right.

 

[lizard]

Black Winter Day is a hilarious guy. I hate it when an 18 yr old is better read than me

 

[FuSoYa]

is jizzlobber in DEP?

 

[xfer]

yes.

 

[Nagle]

I think that was pretty successful similar thread farming. For instance, in http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17595 you can see Norrin_Radd's artful use of capital letters in his prose. Observe the words in the middle of sentences he chooses to accentuate.

What do you guys think of these OUTSTANDING bands?

I can't get Enough Dillinger. They are Some of the most technical metal heads around. In a Different way too. Very Different. Hard to explain.
Botch is a lot more Groovin', but still up there with the Sick Time sigs. Just not SUPER fast. So good though.

Speaking of these bands, I go see them Live in Seattle on the 24'th..... WEEEEEEEEE!

I'm a Believer.

 

[Nagle]

Also, Liam's cool.

 

[chupe666]

i'd say it's rather unsuccessful since xfer spelled Dillinger wrong and the thread farming returned threads in which it was spelled correctly.

 

[Nagle]

UM's probably got a metal spell check with words like "Dillinger", "Gorguts" or "Nebularravenswinter" in it's dictionary. "Dillenger" probably always returns "Dillinger" in the similar threads as a result.

 

[Stultus]

I'm guessing "Escape Plan" is what does it.

 

[chupe666]

So there's no guy named Horatio Dillenger who was planning an escape from a Tasty Freeze and made a thread about it?