So some guy gets in a horrible car accident with his wife, and when he wakes up in the hospital the doctor says "I'm sorry to tell you this but your wife is in pretty bad shape. She's in a coma and if she ever comes out of it, she will likely be in a wheelchair and will need constant care because she has suffered a lot of brain damage." "Oh no, that's horrible..." the man says. So the doctor says "I'm just kidding, she's dead."
So some guy gets in a horrible car accident with his wife, and when he wakes up in the hospital the doctor says "I'm sorry to tell you this but your wife is in pretty bad shape. She's in a coma and if she ever comes out of it, she will likely be in a wheelchair and will need constant care because she has suffered a lot of brain damage." "Oh no, that's horrible..." the man says. So the doctor says "I'm just kidding, she's dead."
I got a fucking DUI and got hit my head smashed by a trucks rear view mirror last night/this morning. April-fucking-fools. (not a joke, really happend, really sucks).