Are Neil Diamond and King Diamond one and the same???

Funny you mention that. You ever see Clark Kent and Superman at the same time. What about Al Jourgenson and Rob Zombie, Or Scott and Mr Clean???? I feel the game is afoot!
 
I love hearing Neil Diamond's Xmas music on the musak in the store.
I only love hearing it because he's Jewish, and he's singing Christma$ $ongs.
 
We all know what Neil Diamond is all about thanks to SNL:

"It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography. This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography. Gary knows what I'm talking about. Well, my bizarre, insatiable, and downright dangerous sexual habits led me to write this song. "

"Few people know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants."