artefacts/artifacts discovered in 2003: the driver-matsumiya scull

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Found by a stroke of (fate??) during a monstrously low nighttime tide on the shore in Wells, ME shortly after Hurricane Isabel by one Driver and Matsumiya (hence its moniker) and recovered for research and contemplation.

front (back) view:

dmscull-front.jpg



back (front) view:

dmscull-back.jpg




The most notable effect of the Driver-Matsumiya scull the hypnotic urges of possessiveness, protectiveness, and preoccupation that are caused by it, much like the literary One Ring. Microscopic analysis has not yet been conducted, however, the D-M scull is quite similar in taste as an extracted human molar. (AP)
 
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