as most of you know, i'm somewhat close with Warrel... look at this

[Will Bozarth]

he emailed me when i was out


----- Original Message -----
From: sentientchef@nevermore.tv
To: mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2004 7:36 PM
Subject: Hey Will...


Will
Just wanted to let you in on some insider news in the band. Jeff shattered his right wrist in a car wreck. He lost all feeling in his arm. We have to replace him. This postpones our new release by at least a year. Do not worry, we will be back eventually. Jim got arrested on an indecent exposure charge after a late night of drinking with Chuck Billy. We baled him out, but that left us near broke. The weather isn't the only thing looking shitty on this side of the country. We may have to call it quits if things do not pick up.

W

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh my god...

 

[Super Mahrio]

OMG! thats soooo horrible! i hope things work out!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

shitty news dude

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

heh. I get it. April Fools and all that. Crazy.

 

[Will Bozarth]

no

 

[Larf03]

he emailed me when i was out


----- Original Message -----
From: sentientchef@nevermore.tv
To: mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2004 7:36 PM
Subject: Hey Will...


Will
Just wanted to let you in on some insider news in the band. Jeff shattered his right wrist in a car wreck. He lost all feeling in his arm. We have to replace him. This postpones our new release by at least a year. Do not worry, we will be back eventually. Jim got arrested on an indecent exposure charge after a late night of drinking with Chuck Billy. We baled him out, but that left us near broke. The weather isn't the only thing looking shitty on this side of the country. We may have to call it quits if things do not pick up.

W

Worst April's fool ever!

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

but... but... no... can't be

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

this is no joke you guys... this may be the end of our beloved nevermore

 

[PlatypusJesus]

...............wait......................................................holy fuck.

 

[metal17]

April 1st - no comments...oh wait just one...it may have been more convincing if you didn't mention about Jeff first or that he has to be replaced...also doesn't Warrel usually sign "WD" rather than just "W"...hmmm

 

[Will Bozarth]

is it april 1 where you are? NO!

 

[Chromatose]

hahahaha. awesome

i prayed to jesus everyday that this would happen

SUCKERS

i win

 

[metal17]

is it april 1 where you are? NO!

well no but it was at the time you posted this! nice effort though.

 

[ms. anthrope]

shame on you will... that was supposed to be a secret!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Bleargh fuck wha?

 

[Super Mahrio]

Yeah man! Chuck and his pals made him whip out the willy!!!!

 

[Bacchante]

.....I bloody hate April 1st

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I hate it as well.