at work, they cut everyone's salary today except mine.

[FuSoYa]

the reason they gave for sparing me was "your salary is already so low we can't really lower it anymore!!"

 

[TheNewChupe]

fish slappers. all of em.

 

[FuSoYa]

haha! i don't know what that is, but i like the imagery!
what are some other things that could be construed as fish slappers?

 

[deadair]

i know what that is... eric, you are funny.

 

[minxnim]

toby that's totally sad

 

[avi]

I can't decide what part of that is sadder

 

[FuSoYa]

It's also raining and 35 degrees outside.

 

[minxnim]

this rain sucks :\

 

[Danolich]

It's supposed to rain until next weekend or something here....woe is me.

 

[Ecto]

the reason they gave for sparing me was "your salary is already so low we can't really lower it anymore!!"

ahahaha....sorry Toby, but that was very funny!

 

[xfer]

you should strut around the office with a roll of $1 bills in your hand, flaunting them to everyone else, rippling them with your thumb, and mocking their jealous looks.

 

[Astral Poetry]

"This isn't even real money...in the place of US Treasury, it has the words Montana Militia..."