attention Max

[Will Bozarth]

Dear Max Lewis,

Tomorrow, July 2, I'm heading down to Maryland due to Laura being off Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. This possibly disrupts our previous plans for the Doom Metal festival in Baltimore this coming Saturday.

Darkest regards,
William L. Bozarth

 

[Jace_Mereel]

You guys are lame for not telling me you were gonna be in my neck of the woods.

LAMESAUCE.

 

[Will Bozarth]

well, theres a doom fest in Baltimore this weekend. PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER!

you should like... go to westminster at some point this week if you have time

 

[El Stormo]

Dear Max Lewis,

Tomorrow, July 2, I'm heading down to Maryland due to Laura being off Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. This possibly disrupts our previous plans for the Doom Metal festival in Baltimore this coming Saturday.

Darkest regards,
William L. Bozarth

This could obviously not have been written in a PM.

 

[derek]

Ken.

KEN.

 

[Will Bozarth]

This could obviously not have been written in a PM.

posto counto stormo

 

[Jace_Mereel]

El o El o

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Dear William Bozarth,

Thank you very much for the letter. As it turns out, I will not be returning to Philadelphia until this Sunday, July 6th. Under these circumstances I would not have been able to participate in the aformentioned plans.

Hugs and kisses,
Maxwell S. Lewis

 

[Lordlucid]

Maxwell... do you have a silver Hammer?

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Dear muthafuckas,
Keep yo lame ass shit to yo self.

warmest regards,

Your mom.

 

[Lordlucid]

yer moms postin!

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear muthafuckas,
Keep yo lame ass shit to yo self.

warmest regards,

Your mom.

Dear Mom,

We need more Jiffy Puffs from the store.

Your Son,

Beelzebub Jones

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Dearest Beelzebub Jr., yes JR. I said it you cock juggler!

Your Jiffy puffs can go fuck themselves, I ain't buying you that shit. Go eat an apple or some shit ya fat bastard.


with the best of intentions.

Mom

 

[Lunar Still]

Dear Mom,

How much is a can of Mom's Friendly Robot Oil running right about now?

Robotically,

Bender

 

[flying_whale]

penis in vagina!