this is my current hypothesis on the PS2 game WWE:SMACKDOWN:SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
please give me your input.
proposal: the creators of this game need to have their necks broken with a sledgehammer.
here is why:
1a.) every match that is not a one by one match is marred by the preposterous targeting scheme,
1b.) every other match is a tag team or triple threat match
2.) your character attempts to escape the cage, during a cage match, at the speed of 1 hand movement per 10 seconds. the enemy can ascend not unlike a spider on fire.
2a.) any NPC you've created and that you attempt to play during season mode, will automatically lose, because every match they are thrown into is either 1b or 2a caliber.
3.) more often than not, the playing experience boils down to a 30 second entrance scene, 3 load periods, and 8 seconds worth of a losing, shittily handled match.
4.) brock lesnar's face is annoying as motherfucking shit.
5.) HOW DO YOU FIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE RING?
6.) HOW DO YOU ASCEND THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE?
7.) HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU SUCCESSFULLY HURL AN OPPONENT INTO THE ROPES/TURNBUCKLE?
sub-conclusion: i am willing to compromise and accept a face shredding via cheese grater for the programmers at YUKES.
what you say?
please give me your input.
proposal: the creators of this game need to have their necks broken with a sledgehammer.
here is why:
1a.) every match that is not a one by one match is marred by the preposterous targeting scheme,
1b.) every other match is a tag team or triple threat match
2.) your character attempts to escape the cage, during a cage match, at the speed of 1 hand movement per 10 seconds. the enemy can ascend not unlike a spider on fire.
2a.) any NPC you've created and that you attempt to play during season mode, will automatically lose, because every match they are thrown into is either 1b or 2a caliber.
3.) more often than not, the playing experience boils down to a 30 second entrance scene, 3 load periods, and 8 seconds worth of a losing, shittily handled match.
4.) brock lesnar's face is annoying as motherfucking shit.
5.) HOW DO YOU FIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE RING?
6.) HOW DO YOU ASCEND THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE?
7.) HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU SUCCESSFULLY HURL AN OPPONENT INTO THE ROPES/TURNBUCKLE?
sub-conclusion: i am willing to compromise and accept a face shredding via cheese grater for the programmers at YUKES.
what you say?
