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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
start chopping an onion immediately. that way, you can let loose without impugning your manhood.
WZUP?
WZUP?
FuSoYa
Lunarian
ok i am not seriously about to cry but i have this situation that has spiralled at work and makes me uncomfortable on many levels trying to fix it. and everytime i think i am able to solve it, something new gets thrown in. 
lizard
Member
listen to some blind guardian. that will stiffen your resolve as you listen to spirited, energetic tales of derring-do.
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
would it make you feel better if we all posted about various sorts of face-stabbings we would carry out on your behalf?
i am listening to the gathering-mandylion actually. i just wish i had a kitty to dance with during Eleanor.
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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
holy shit dude who is yanking your chain? i'll stab them like a hobo in a fight under a train bridge i.e. using a knife made out of a rusty tin can.
no one is yanking my chain specifically but i just wish i wasn't involved in this problem is all.
i think the problem can also be attributed to issues we have been having with our software upgrades from the Datatel corporation.
lizard
Member
lizard
Member
or we could try this:
Man Allegedly Tries To Electrocute Wife In Bubble Bath
POSTED: 1:28 p.m. EDT May 3, 2004
HENDERSON, Texas -- A man set up a bubble bath for his wife, complete with candles and music, then tried to electrocute her by pushing a radio into the tub, authorities say.
William Joseph Wolfe, a 34-year-old emergency room nurse, was arrested Thursday on charges of attempted murder and freed on $40,000 bail.
"It's the kind of case you would expect to see on a 'Columbo' episode," said Police Chief Randy Freeman.
Teresa Wolfe told police her husband had moved the radio from its usual place in the bathroom to a bench near the bathtub, with an extension cord running into another room.
She said she caught the radio before it hit the water and threw it out of the way. She said she later discovered that he had visited Web sites on their home computer dealing with bathtub electrocution.
According to authorities, Wolfe bought a life insurance policy on his wife five months ago.
He could get up to 20 years in prison.
Man Allegedly Tries To Electrocute Wife In Bubble Bath
POSTED: 1:28 p.m. EDT May 3, 2004
HENDERSON, Texas -- A man set up a bubble bath for his wife, complete with candles and music, then tried to electrocute her by pushing a radio into the tub, authorities say.
William Joseph Wolfe, a 34-year-old emergency room nurse, was arrested Thursday on charges of attempted murder and freed on $40,000 bail.
"It's the kind of case you would expect to see on a 'Columbo' episode," said Police Chief Randy Freeman.
Teresa Wolfe told police her husband had moved the radio from its usual place in the bathroom to a bench near the bathtub, with an extension cord running into another room.
She said she caught the radio before it hit the water and threw it out of the way. She said she later discovered that he had visited Web sites on their home computer dealing with bathtub electrocution.
According to authorities, Wolfe bought a life insurance policy on his wife five months ago.
He could get up to 20 years in prison.
chupe666
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ah, software upgrades. how is it that 9 times out of 10 newer versions not only DON'T fix problems that are in the program already, but ADD BRAND NEW problems as well?
