ATTN : catholics

[breaklose]

do you know why jesus couldnt take part to the game bethleem vs nazareth?

because he was suspended

 

[Bambi]

do you know why a muslim country will never win the world cup??

cos everytime they get a corner they open a shop on it

 

[Bastet]

keep'em coming so i can have a laugh in the morning!

 

[breaklose]

how do you get a nun pregnant?

dress her up as a altar boy.

 

[Bambi]

how do you get a nun pregnant?

dress her up as a altar boy.

Why arent arab rubbish bags black?


so de wimmen dont get thrown on refuse trucks

 

[breaklose]

 

[breaklose]

 

[Bambi]

What do Muslim boy say when theyre young?


I wanna be just like Daddy when I blowup

 

[breaklose]

theres a boat sinking out at sea with men, women and children on it, along with a minister, a rabbi, and a priest. the minister goes "oh my god, will somebody think of the children". the rabbi goes "ah fuck the children". so the priest goes "do we have time?"

 

[breaklose]

a priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. she says, "just this once". upon arriving he asks if he can kiss her. so she replies "well, alright, as long as you dont get into the habit"

 

[zupi_clone]

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]