ATTN: footbalm RE: bass SIT: TOO BUKU!!!

[NAD]

went to the post office, the fuckin box is too big by like 13 inches. so what i'm going to do is unpack it tonight and try to make the box smaller, if necessary i'll ship the bass seperate from the other shit it comes with.

either way, it won't probably be going out until monday now. personally, i blame katrina for this.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[lizard]

holy shit wtf

the UM server has been flooded and delay time is expected as FEMA director Brown sips latte and daydreams about his secretary's ass.

 

[NAD]

i heard dick cheney hates big bottom!!!

but seriously, how do swedish people get finely crafted american televisions? i mean this box isn't exactly huge but still well over the airmail limit.

 

[lurch70]

you might need to send it by boat ... no really.
or try some private shipping company that sends packages crated to your choice of country.

 

[NAD]

boat they said no way, it was like double the size limit.

i shipped erik's bass in a not-incredibly-smaller box, i'll just mickeymouse up a more compact package. that way i'll be forced to play it for a minute too.

 

[Hell Mike]

Too big as in they hate it and won't take it?? I HATE THEM!! I could of course cough up more dough if needed but I don't want to wait for a fekkin boat that will get kamikazed by afghans halfway.. GO OIMS PACKAGING SKILLZ and feel free to throw in various stuff and things if you're gonna ship it in two packages anyway [funny jokes here]

Feedback on its awesomeness after playing thank you. And megathanks for all the hassle and work of course.

 

[lurch70]

you momo's should have asked one of us on the East Coast to get this for you ... much cheaper shipping than sending it from the West Coast ...

 

[Hell Mike]

HOW IS IT GOING?!?!?
I get sad when erik gets funny packages and I don't
and I had no idea about the east/west coast thing anyway
ok another smiley :hotjump:
and some boobs

 

[Mormagil]

Judging by those nipples she must be Romanian.

 

[lizard]

okay one of you americans mail footbalm some doritos dammit

 

[NAD]

i'm taking it to the post office in like an hour and i HOPE HOPE HOPE it won't be too big. the case is fucking huge, it's almost a foot longer than any of my bass cases. it's very sturdy though so that's good.

i tried fedex and ups and they wanted between $200 and $500 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NAD]

no, the case is all wrapped in bubble tape and and it was bad enough i spilled packing peanuts all over the place when i took it out of the box. i'm just going to wrap the sumbitch in that brown paper shitz that t-shirts come in and hope it fits within the size regulations. it should, since it's now like half the girth of the original box.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Boobies...Malt Likka....amazing. Though replace them coltz with 211!

 

[Hell Mike]

ok you tall handsome half-negro (that's OIM, fellas) you HOW IS IT GOING?

 

[NAD]

SHIPPED!!! IT IS SHIPPED!!! HOORAY!!!

you owe me $105 including packing shitz. would've been $72 but that would've made it 4 to 8 weeks instead of 4 to 10 days.

gaypal: noloveinfear@lycos.com

alright, i'm the fuck outta here! time to get some hookers and play blackjack!