ATTN: lizard

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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Jun 5, 2002
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"i was fascinated by hitler's soft, fleshy back, which was always so tightly strapped into the uniform. whenever i start to paint the leather strap that crossed from his belt to his shoulder, the softness of that hitler flesh packed under his military tunic transported me into a sustaining and wagnerian ecstasy that set my heart pounding, an extremely rare state of excitement that i did not even experience durning the act of love."

http://www.hammondgallery.co.uk/view_pic.php3?aid=44&pid=581

i don't know if that quote is real, but it's fucking hysterical.
 
okay and now ATTN: e-bortion:

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hahaha I didn't read all the comments on that but it's hilarious:

Person A: "Don't get brainwashed into all of the propaganda: History repeats itself and right now we're about to repeat it if we're not careful."
Person B: "What? how could you ever say anything nice about HITLER? SIX MILLION JEWWWWSSSSSSS!!!!"

lather, rinse, repeat.
 
lizard said:
haha good stuff. actually, from everything I've read, Hitler had a real charisma with women. I don't know if it was sexual, but he engendered an amazing loyalty among them.
it was the mustache!