Attn: Satan

[deadair]

you almost got me...


i was repairing a printer at a customers site...(major magazine publisher). well, it was about my time for a little "sit down" in the bathroom. i left my work to take care some other business... grabbed the handicap stall (because i like a little extra room). once settled, i spy a manila envelope sitting atop the toilet paper dispenser.

what's in side?


a copy of Nude Celebrity and Gent (or something like that). not wanting to be caught looking at these (or fear of being on some hidden camera show (WHO LEAVES THAT SHIT AROUND?!?!)), i sealed the envelope back up and took nothing with me but a tale to tell

 

[minxnim]

so like, tell dude! JEEZ

 

[deadair]

"Hi... do you always have porno in your bathroom stalls?"

 

[minxnim]

that's funny

 

[deadair]

also... this will be part of my "odd day" editorial on the site (i've had other strange things happen today)

 

[avi]

but does said publisher publish said magazines?

 

[deadair]

nope... they publish better homes and gardens though...

and ladys home journal

 

[lizard]

hmmm...some dude is gonna be bummed when he realizes he left his porn for someone more opportunistic than you to scoop up...speaking of which...where the pages, er...soiled?


sorry I had to ask.

 

[deadair]

nah... the books looked untouched...

 

[lizard]

I just realized. that magazine and Better Homes and Gardens share something massively unreal together...sculpted bushes.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

sorry.

 

[xfer]

creampies!