Attn: Vegans

[mindspell]

MANCHESTER, England -- Here's some good news that vegetarians can really sink their teeth into: Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear real meat!

Fruit from the new Meat Trees, developed by British scientists using gene-splicing technology, closely resembles ordinary grapefruit. But when you peel the large fruit open, inside is fresh beef.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030516/105309720008.html

 

[xfer]

hoooaaaxxxxx

imo.

 

[mindspell]

Funny enough if it is.

Weird enough if it isn't

 

[Ominous Luminous]

That's disgusting.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

Also, it does look like a hoax.

 

[avi]

gross!

 

[AndICried]

Dude, that thread title was so close to being Anti Vegans

 

[AndICried]

Oh, and in other news, Andy Kaufman is a-fucking-live!

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html

 

[Greg B.]

In the words of the great Uri Geller

"Since DNA can be extracted from a few drops of animal saliva, no farm animal will ever suffer again, not even the first creature to donate its genes and be mated with a grapefruit tree.


Oh rejoice, and praise the name of Judy MacArthur Clarke!"