Attn: Xfer

[minxnim]

sorry i called you a hairless freak!
i got your card today, thank you! U RULE. :hotjump:

 

[xfer]

bitte!

speaking of hairless freaks: this unbelievably gay guy I know in NYC just got one of these:

and named it RAMSES! he wants to carry it around everywhere he goes in a little pouch and dress it up! shudder.

 

[minxnim]

awww. my ex had a hairless dog. he named her mitsie and she died from a heart problem strangely, he was very metal and had a lot of guns.

anyway, freddy is eating baby sized brussel sprouts and checking out the card as we speak.

 

[xfer]

btw preppy switch your avatar to the one hosted on my site:

 

[minxnim]

k will do that now

 

[xfer]

oh, yeah, i meant the kitty was a hairless freak, not the unbelievably gay guy. although he and my ex-roommate Tami called me at 3 am a couple of weeks back on their way home from a bar and:

me: Hello?
Chad & Tami: IS THIS ALEX?
me: hey! what's up!
Chad: ARE YOU NAKED?
me: actually, yes!
Chad: ARE YOU HARD?
me: nope.
Tami (background): ask him! ask him!
Chad: DO YOU SHAVE YOUR PUBES BALD?
me: 'bald' is such an extreme word!

 

[minxnim]

see? everyone is like chagrin about this habit of yours.

 

[xfer]

neither of them knew! this was totally out of the blue!

(and neither remembered that they'd even called me the next morning)

 

[minxnim]

maybe they could tell by your missing eyebrows?

 

[xfer]

I HAVE EYEBROWS DAMMIT! unlike underarm hair, they are actually USEFUL.

 

[minxnim]

we'll see! soon your OCD will take over and they'll be history!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

this thread is really sweet you guys. you are totally going to french kiss soon!

 

[xfer]

Sorry, but Italians have pink nipples.

 

[minxnim]

they do?
hah!

 

[azal]

NOODZ!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

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[xfer]

They don't??

 

[minxnim]

this thread is like a total freakshow, which seems to make sense if you look at who is posting here.
but anyway, xfer- apparently not all of them.

 

[azal]

they have greasy nipples that smell like garlic bread.

 

[xfer]

wow. my italian bitchez have ripped me off.

i always thought the phrase "big salami nipples" was INVENTED by wop wimmin.