Aw fuck...

YAY!

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I don't know you but it kicks ass that you're getting married.

I'd like to say that I wish you the best of times in your future life. I hope you find everlasting happiness and never ever stop having fun and trying new things!

(Also - please note that this post is intended to be read much like a fortune cookie... so add "in bed" to the end of the previous statement for some extra fun ;) lol )
 
Neveruary said:
Got bored and decided to see what's going on.

I'm getting married May 29. Everybody say "YAY!" or "FUCK OFF!".

Yes, I'm an idiot tonight.
sure, that's why you came here. to the pit of unintellectuality.

otherwise, congratulations.
 
Dear God Bubba! Gad night a livin!

WHAT IN THE SAM HILL ARE YOU DOIN BUBBA?????

Now Bubba hang on there a minute, now!
Just you hang on!

Are you so mixed up Bubba, you dont know daylight from dark?
C'mon now, get your butt off your shoulders.
Think straight, listen to what your saying!

Bubba, After all my years with this shackle on my fanger,
I'd say no way. no way in hades!
The Devil himself knows what I'm talkin about.
Stay Single Bubba ! Stay Free!

I'll take you out partying with me!
We'll get some ladies and have a few drinks.
We'll light up the town!

Dont go and make the same mistake I did.
Hillary can be a real low down mean woman
I never seen a woman get as Orn'ry as Hill can. oh boy.
Get Married Bubba? Talk about the Evil that Men do!

Just pull the trigger boy and save yourself the pain Bubba.
I reckon I better go and smoke a few joints. Clear my mind.

-Bill