Awesome Craigslist Post

[Kazrog]

Saw this posting on the local music equipment section today. Every line in this post is pure gold. I nominated it for Best Of Craigslist.

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Vintage Esteban - $100

This is one of the original classic vintage examples of the unequaled quality and craftsmanship commonly associated with Esteban, who everyone knows is the greatest living guitar player alive.

I don't play the guitar. In fact I can't tell one note from another, but I sure like the idea of being a guitar player, especially one that looks like Zorro with a beerbelly.

Esteban says that this guitar sounds as good as any of the great guitars...like Seagull and Hohner !

I saw him play one that looks kinda like it on TV and man did he ever make it look easy, even while playing with really dark sunglasses on .

It comes with a super light weight case, well, a dust cover really, a super compact. light, and very quiet amplifier, some extra Esteban strings, a special Esteban picky thing, and some instructional stuff that will have you playing guitar classics like " While my guitar gently delaminates " in no time at all.

I would have posted a pic of this guitar, but the Bell and Howell Digital camera I purchased from an infomercial doesn't take actual digital photos..it just has a digital exposure counter, and I can't find any film for it at the store. This is also for sale.

 

[Erkan]

hahaaha

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

Seagul and Hohner = best guitars ever.

ESTEBAN FOR LIFE NUGGAH!!!!!

 

[DanLights]

nice hahahahaha

 

[pipaguapique]

screw my vintage les paul!! im buying the Esteban!

Can't wait to play "While my guitar gently delaminates"!!!!

 

[Virgil.]

 

[PhilTheBeard]

Just wow..... that's all i can really say