Awesome translations

[evilematt]

The Hungarian title for DIE HARD is "Give your life expensive", the title of the sequel is "Your life is more expensive", and the third part is "The life is always expensive"

how awesome is that hahahahaha

 

[Pablokers]

Die hard in Spain is called "The glass jungle"..........

 

[D.Ingram]

God, sheer brilliance!!

 

[Ocelot2010]

It's called "DIE MOTHA FUCKA DIE" here.

 

[Pablokers]

You know that crappy M. night shyamalan film called "the village" over here its called "the forest"........

 

[Ocelot2010]

What do you call Signs?

 

[Zehm]

Jaws was "Der Weiss Hai" in German that's "the white shark" but could also be "the white little subarine"

 

[EvileOL]

we all live in a little white subarine
a little white subarine
a little white subarine

 

[evilematt]

Also in Die Hard, "yippe-ki-yay motherfucker" translated into Urdu literally says "here, eat this"

hilarious.

 

[Pablokers]

Here a list of the horrible translations they come up with in Spain.
I had nearly finished writing it and I closed the tab by mistake, so here I am writing it again

The Frighteners - "Catch me those Ghosts"
Beverly Hills Cop - "Superdetective in hollywood"
Groundhog Day - "Stuck in time"
Cloverfield - "Monstrous"
Some Like it Hot - "With skirts and going crazy"
Analyze This - "Dangerous Therapy"
Blues brothers - "Rascals full of rhythm"
The Sound of Music - "Smiles & Tears"
The Shawshank redemption - "life imprisonment"
Unbreakable - "the protected"
Bruce Almighty - "Like God"

I cant be bothered writing more but trust me......there are more.

 

[D.Ingram]

Rascals Full of Rhythm

Amazing

 

[evilematt]

i've got hold of the chinese pirate copy of revenge of the sith with the bad subtitles, it's fucking hilarious. revenge of the sith is subtitled as "backstroke of the west"

and even better, STAR WARS is subtitled as "star war", true genius.