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BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans

 

[azal]

I was on vacation in Macedonia so I couldn't make it to this year's beerfest, but yeah, they are going to either have to switch the location next year or secure the zoo better.

 

[azal]

vacationing in Macedonia = lower-middle class baller status

 

[NAD]

Swap bear and beer, and the story gets better.

Switch out Masha and Misha in favour of Cephus and Reesie, and it's a veritable hoedown.