Bacon

[Dead Winter]

What's the big deal? Bacon milkshakes? Bacon frosting? WTF is wrong with people?

 

[Shpongled]

Agreed. Bacon isn't that great. I personally can't wait for this bacon-everything trend to die.

 

[neal]

just had some with breakfast

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I really like bacon.

 

[freewill]

bacon is pretty damn good if its cooked right.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

You know whats better than bacon?

Those fat, thick pattie sausages. Not link sausages, those are gross. I mean those dark, dark, crispy, juicy, fat, round sausages my mom makes. No no no, not the thin ones you get from McDonalds. Really thick ones.

 

[Liverslapper]

All this talk about thick meat is turning me on.

 

[Shpongled]

Thick meat and John's mom. I came.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

love bacon

 

[Craysh3]

I don't eat it everyday, but Bacon's just dandy.

 

[Sentient 6]

they had it at a bar I was at in Germany recently I had one sip and it was disgustingly bad

 

[Dead Winter]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I love bacon. But like Kevin said, this "bacon everything" is fucking disgusting and needs to die. It's obviously more pop culture than actual cuisine because anyone who would drink a bacon milkshake and eat bacon frosting on bacon cake has shit taste in food.

 

[Liverslapper]

Fuck bacon shakes, fuck bacon cakes, fuck bacon shampoo and bacon soap. Get me a pound of that pepper bacon, grab 8 eggs, some sliced cheese (of any kind) green pepper and pepper and WHALA! You got yourself a fucking omelet. Hell, if you got it, add sausage! You can create anything when it comes to eggs. Why not make some GOOD out of it. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE bacon, but these fucking kids think they can wear bacon shirts and think to themselves, "Oh yeah, I'm in, I'm hip, I love bacon because it makes me popular". Fucking faggots.



Frat party


Bro: Hey bro, do you like bacon?
Other Bro: Oh hell yeah bro, i love bacon. I love bacon with everything.
Bro: Lets make out and have sex.
Other Bro: Btw, check out this bacon band-aid i put on photobucket
Bro: LOL bro, you are so cool, shut up and stick it in my ASS


FUCK

 

[Dead Winter]

I love Steve.

 

[Liverslapper]

It has just become a popular thing among teens these days. Thanks "Epic Meal Time"



OK


This is what we gonna do

We gonna take strips of bacon.
Layer dat sheet of bacon
put a layer of bacon on-top of THAT! yeah
Now make one more layer, and then cover it WIT JACK DANIELS
ok now take 1/2 lb bacon
put it on top of THAT layer
now lets get 2 lbs. bacon, and grind it up with JACK DANIELS

oh yeah.....I'm so fucking Canadian and tall


now lets make a bacon hamburger. Make a huge bacon loaf and mold it into a massive pan on-top of the THICK bacon layer.

Now repeat step one, and then cover the fucking baconurger until it is covered in layers OF BACON.


Now smother it in Jack DANIELS!


fuck I'm wearing sunglasses inside of a BUILDING. God damn I cant take dat light bulb.



Bake it....pull it out of dat oven.


COVER IT IN JACK DANIELS.


Layer it with MORE BACON




yeah we be cookin tonight.




NEXT UP - We gonna make more shit out of BACON

Have fun with your god damn cardiac arrest.

 

[Dead Winter]

LMFAO @ "I'm so Canadian and tall"

POST OF THE YEAR! I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! RL LOLZ AND MY DOG IS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY!!!!!

 

[E-bortion]

Your shit has been golden lately, Steve. Also, yes. Fuck the bacon trend. I'm a simple man who likes his bacon prepared in a simple fashion. No ice creams or soaps, thanks.

 

[refraction]

Bacon = bacon.
Random shit thats supposed to taste like bacon = Random shit thats supposed to taste like bacon
Why is this so hard to understand to some people? You want bacon? Get some fucking bacon.

 

[Mr.Sister]

they had it at a bar I was at in Germany recently I had one sip and it was disgustingly bad

Schlenkerla??? You gotta love it or hate it. I personally hate it, too.

 

[refraction]

Schlenkerla??? You gotta love it or hate it. I personally hate it, too.

That stuff I actually like. Got an empty bottle sitting on my desk as decoration.