BAD-HEARING (battery) For fans of muppets....

[dan weapon]

I tried to limit (ho ho!) the use of "clipping" terms where possible, and go more with the damage-to-your-ears angle with this one. Thanks to Torniojaws for the initial inspiration.

Phonetically it is pretty acurate...



Bad-hearing

Smashing out the action, brickwalling: the reaction
Peaks are clipped and torn away
Maximising power, pushing it much louder
Bad hearing is here to stay

Smashing through Dynamics
Rubin needs a loud mix
Cannot stop the bad-hearing
Pounding out compression
Waves L2 obsession
Cannot kill the bad-hearing
Decibels surround me
Tinnitus is hounding me
Bad-hearing
Bad-hearing

Pushing all the faders, maxing volume levers
Deafen-pending potency
Pumping violent speaker, hearing’s getting weaker
Bleeding ear-drum cavity

Smashing through Dynamics
Lars car makes it sound fixed
Can it be his bad hearing?
Sounding loud obsession
Yearns to use compression
Cannot mend his bad-hearing
Decibels surround me
Tinnitus is hounding me
Bad-hearing
Bad-hearing

Circle* of destruction, Hammer-smashed production
Sounding worse on mp3
Mixing in a hurry, Sonic-raping flurry
He creates your bad-hearing



*i.e. a CD

 

[smy1]

!!!!!!!!

 

[Brett - K A L I S I A]

So are we gonna re-record the whole album now? lol

 

[Machinated]

Fucking great, again. Loved the stuff about Lars and his car.

 

[The Ozzman]

Where the fuck did this come from?

 

[whiskey funeral]

uh.

 

[Onder]

We don't have enough faggotry fucking threads about Metallica so they've moved in two more.

 

[dan weapon]

It was originally the Andy sneap forums... but must have been moved. This is a sequel to 'Mastered By Muppets' and 'Limiter Messiah'.

Read the whole of the mastered by muppets thread and you'll get it...

 

[False Joe]

This thread seems like faggotry as is, let alone another one.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why the fuck was this moved to GMD?

Lock this thread

 

[mutantllama]

Really. It just seems so random.

 

[AchrisK]

Moving these threadses was a mistake.