Bad Street, Atlanta GA

Good lord. I had taken all memories of that from my younger days, rolled them up into a ball, and tucked them away deep in the recesses of my brain - hopefully never to be uncovered again. :ill:

But ol P.S. Hayes was a man of many talents. Or none. Take your pick.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SVAe4bLyzc&feature=related[/ame]

Ken
 
This is great, but I have something better! Macho Man Randy Savage made a Rap album!!! It is real the album is call Be A Man by Randy Savage, it has 14 songs on it all are rap. This is a song he wrote about Curt Henning (Mr.Perfect) who past away years ago, as a tribute to him, and again I'm telling you this is real.

 
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AMBR said:
You mean it's real? :ill:

Did he say, "messy and hot" ? :zombie: The lyrics were somewhat garbled for me, thankfully.
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Oh, it's real. It's damn real!
The only other song I can remember off that CD (off the top of my head) is "When The Love Comes Down," which Michael P.S. Hayes used as his entrance music during a brief period of time in the late 80's when the Freebirds temporarily broke up.

Good times
 
dionysus11 said:
This is great, but I have something better! Macho Man Randy Savage made a Rap album!!! It is real the album is call Be A Man by Randy Savage, it has 14 songs on it all are rap. This is a song he wrote about Curt Henning (Mr.Perfect) who past away years ago, as a tribute to him, and again I'm telling you this is real.
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I think the best part is the first amazon review:

There is no way you will ever get closer to the utopia you experience when you listen to this outstanding album. I hope for the sake of every being in the universe that we will see many, many more Macho Man albums in the future. When I first caught a glance of this CD at Walmart, I turned and fell to my knees while time literally stopped. Once I regained consciousness I quickly filled a crate with the album and handed the cashier a flying elbow drop! When I placed the CD onto the tray of my stereo system, I knew at once that my life had culminated to that point, my purpose was to witness the sick, wicked, and nasty beats that were about to pulsate through the earth itself and energize my very life force. When the tray recalled itself back into the stereo console, it was as though the final puzzle piece of human existence had been put into place. Rainbows began to pour inexplicably out of the speakers and onto my terrace. The windows flew open and The Macho Man himself floated in on a winged platinum unicorn. He gave me a $5 gift certificate at Radio Shack and told me that I was the chosen one. He said that He and I would lead mankind out of poverty and strife forever. He said we must hurry, unimaginable evils were gathering and following him and there was not much time before he would have to face them. As we prepared to embark a low rumble could be heard in the distance. Hardly decipherable at first, but it began to grow louder, and apparently closer. The sky darkened rapidly and took on a red-orange tint. The rumble grew exponentially louder and more fierce, and the ground began to shake. Without warning an enormous crack in the planet's surface appeared and a great mountain of rock and molten lava shot up from the center of the earth with the force of ten trillion mighty buffalo. Satan himself stood before us, in all of his evil majesty. Despite this apocalyptic series of events, Randy was not at all intimidated. He stood fast, and with a mighty cry of 'OOOOOOHHH YEAHHHHHH!' he was suddenly 250 feet tall and was made entirely of gold. Satan lunged towards Savage with blinding speed, but The Macho Man was suddenly gone. Satan spun back around just in time for a vicious Macho Man drop kick to the throat. Again, Savage disappeared, leaving Satan dazed and confused. As Satan tried to recover Randy leapt at him from out of nowhere with a punishing sunset flip, sending The Dark Lord directly into a black hole on the other side of the universe. Savage explained to me how his musical talents inspired the Greek God Zeus, and so Zeus gave him super powers and ultrasonic vocal cords. I told him he's the illest, the true chief warrior. The bottom line is I used to steal cars and buses all the time, but ever since I heard this album I only smash fire hydrants. I no longer sleep or eat or talk, I just absorb the lyrical extremes that this album surpasses time and again and train to fight The Hulkster. Everything that you've ever done, are doing now, or will ever do is a complete waste of time unless it directly involves Randy 'Macho Man' Savage. If you don't own this album, I sincerely hope that this review has helped you realize what a clueless and wretched piece of waste you really are. And seriously Hogan, be a man for once in your life. If you just take the beating maybe Savage won't banish you from the universe....OOOOOOOHHH YEEEAAAHHHHH!!! I just crapped on myself.
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Man, I remember the ads to order that 45 (yes, I said 45) in all the wrestling rags as a kid.

One of the most memorable matches of all time was from WCCW where Ice Man King Parsons beat Buddy Roberts and Buddy lost all his hair!!
 
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