Banning Kitchen Knives

Dec 27, 2004
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This is scary... Hate bush? Think we should have cozzied up to the European Union? They're calling for ban on Kitchen Knives.

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/...chen.knives.ap/



LONDON, England (AP) -- Are there killers in your kitchen drawer?

Three emergency-room doctors called Friday for long, pointed kitchen knives to be banned in a bid to reduce the number of stabbings in Britain.

Writing in the British Medical Journal, three doctors from London's West Middlesex University Hospital said that at least half of stabbing cases involved kitchen knives. Long, pointed knives serve no useful purpose in kitchens, they argued.

"Many assaults are impulsive, often triggered by alcohol or misuse of other drugs, and the long pointed kitchen knife is an easily available potentially lethal weapon, particularly in the domestic setting," wrote Emma Hern, Will Glazebrook and Mike Beckett in an editorial for the journal.

"Government action to ban the sale of such knives would drastically reduce their availability over the course of a few years."

Knives are the most common murder weapon in Britain, where guns are difficult to obtain. Prime Minister Tony Blair's government has announced plans to make knives harder to buy and to raise the minimum age for ownership from 16 to 18.

The doctors said pointed knives were much more likely to penetrate deeply and cause serious injury than either blunt-nosed or short-bladed designs.

The doctors argued that the use of dagger-type pointed knives rather than the blunt-tipped variety owed more to tradition than culinary necessity. Diners haven't used knife tips to spear their food since forks were introduced in the 18th century, they said.

The authors said a survey of 10 chefs had confirmed their view.

"Some commented that a point is useful in the fine preparation of some meat and vegetables, but that this could be done with a short pointed knife (less than five centimeters (two inches) in length)," they wrote.

"None gave a reason why the long pointed knife was essential.

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I'm not sure if you all will be outraged by this, but I KNOW that if this was somthing Bush called for you guys would be crying and whining. "OH EM GEE NOW HE WANTS TO INVADE OUR KITCHEN RIGHTS DOOD!"
 
Actually shops here have just banned kitchen knives from being on open display after some nutter grabbed one from the display and slit some random woman's throat in K-Mart.

I thought that might be relevant.
 
Yeah, I mean, this is NUTTY AS FUCK but note that it's just three random doctors proposing this, not the government or anything. If there is any sanity left in the world this will never happen.
 
My kitchen knives could easily cut some foolz, I have one of those fancy all steel blade sets in a block thingy, including 6 Steak Knives, 1 Maim Knife, 1 Murder Knife, 1 Jr. Murder Knife, and a Bread Knife.

I actually have a pretty decent scar from accidentally stabbing my finger once, it was metal as fukk because blood gushed out all over my kitchen.
 
My sharpend pencils or pens or rope or wire or hands or fists or knives or axes or saws or blahblahblah etc etc etc could kill somone.

Houses/Garages are basicly just arsenals.
 
Actually, I was planning on having a garden party at mine next week, and of course the first room in my house from the garden is the kitchen. So I had my security sorted out, cos the way I saw it, if any of my mates got lairy and started getting out of line I could just step into the kitchen and get a blade, and threaten/stab them depending on the situation.

So this is a dumb law.
 
One Inch Man said:
I actually have a pretty decent scar from accidentally stabbing my finger once, it was metal as fukk because blood gushed out all over my kitchen.
I have one of those, one year I decided to cook the thanksgiving turkey and it turned out great until I started carving, and the knife slipped and cut open my fingar, my holiday turkee was seasoned with salty pure man blood.
 
Girl, 9, charged with stabbing 11-year-old pal
Manslaughter case unprecedented for New York City
Updated: 7:33 a.m. ET May 31, 2005
NEW YORK - A 9-year-old girl fatally stabbed an 11-year-old girl in the chest with a kitchen knife during a fight over a ball, authorities said.
The 9-year-old, whose name wasn’t released, was charged with manslaughter.
Police spokesman Paul Browne told The New York Times that he was “unaware of anyone younger implicated in such an act in New York City.”
The victim, Queen Washington, 11, was pronounced dead at a hospital.
“I don’t understand how this could happen,” Joyce Porter, Queen’s grandmother, told the Times. She said Queen’s mother had called her earlier that afternoon. “She told me, ’Queen is dead,”’ Porter said, adding, “It was over a ball.”
The girls had been playing together at the 9-year-old’s apartment on Monday, but the girl’s mother had stepped out to borrow something from a neighbor, police said.
A spokesman for the Brooklyn district attorney’s office said the case would go to family court because the girl is younger than 14.