Barry White

Morbid Florist

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Sep 5, 2004
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Barry White is incomprahensably awesome. I know for a fact that he can make a hole with a radius of eight inches through three brick walls, from two metres away.

Some people may be steered away from him because of his dark and violent lyrics, but he sings it so beautifully that it doesn't even sound that violent.

Someone should start a petition for there to be a new country...no, no, a new CONTINENT devoted to Barry White. He's earnt it.

The fact that he's dead doesn't stop him from being awesome. He can still sing and dance and breathe and live, even after death.

Metal would be nowhere without Barry White. There needs to be more forums in his honour. There needs to be more countries in his honour.

You can thank me later for writing this. As long as I know the Barry White legacy will live on, I will sleep easy.
 
Morbid Florist said:
Metal would be nowhere without Barry White.
A BOLD fucking statement... but I would have to agree. :)

Sadly I don't own any Barry White. I should.