Bass Hate Thread

[Turbo]

Post your banter here.

 

[Heavenscent]

Only a bass-player could have thought of such a homofaggoty thread.

 

[PanzerKunt]

The only thing that is metal about bass is double bass drums.

 

[Leandro]

^true.
Bass is the gayest instrument ever

 

[vikk]

^true.
Bass is the gayest instrument ever

+1

 

[Turbo]

Only a bass-player could have thought of such a homofaggoty thread.

Only a guitar player could have posted in such a homofaggoty thread.

 

[Heavenscent]

The only reason bassist grow long hair is to hide the fact that they are playing bass and can pretend they are a guitarist.

@Turbo, no that's just me being a faggoty homowanker in general

 

[The Bringer]

My no-string bass kills your bass.

 

[Turbo]

haha I love it. Its more the "Turbo Hate Thread."

 

[CliffBurton]

Been playing bass for over 4 years now...

 

[Leandro]

You know there's that joke
A guy earns 3 tickets to study bass
He goes there and haves the first class.
He gets home, his father asks: 'What have you learned today?'
'Ah, I learnt the first 4 notes in the first string'
The next day, he goes to school, and when he comes back, his father asks "and today, what have you learned?" "Just the first four notes on the second string".
The third day, after the boy leaves, his father notices he forgot the ticket. When the kid came back, smelling like weed, beer and cigarretes, with lipstick marks all over his neck collar, his father asked "What happened?" and the son answers "I had a gig"

 

[Turbo]

Been playing bass for over 4 years now...

I feel you pain. Have you seen a doctor yet? Ive been playing bass for about the same time.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Been playing bass for over 4 years now...

see this is how you should disguise yourself Turbo, put a guitar in your sig

 

[CliffBurton]

I play guitar too Thats my guitar

 

[vikk]

I play guitar too Thats my guitar

...and there's a light in the end of the tunnel...

 

[Leandro]

I play guitar too Thats my guitar

So you are bisexual

 

[CliffBurton]

yes..I love long hard throbing Bass

 

[Peti]

You know there's that joke
A guy earns 3 tickets to study bass
He goes there and haves the first class.
He gets home, his father asks: 'What have you learned today?'
'Ah, I learnt the first 4 notes in the first string'
The next day, he goes to school, and when he comes back, his father asks "and today, what have you learned?" "Just the first four notes on the second string".
The third day, after the boy leaves, his father notices he forgot the ticket. When the kid came back, smelling like weed, beer and cigarretes, with lipstick marks all over his neck collar, his father asked "What happened?" and the son answers "I had a gig"

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

A wise man once said:

"Bass is the tool of ignorance"

- Blackie Lawless

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

Bass is like a guitar that's trying to sound awesome but can't.