battle of the haiku

[Kiss The Void]

now you all know the format....
5
7
5
syllables

i have a pet cock
i make it crow in the morn
cock a doodle spew

 

[Captain Beard]

My ass is hairy
It is an evil forest
Satan lives in it

 

[Kiss The Void]

i like the kurgan
he is most kvlt, and wins much
he should have won, gay

 

[Captain Beard]

I eat animals
I like to nibble their flesh
They taste good to me

 

[Kiss The Void]

random beard is kvlt
for battling me in this thread
he does like his meat

 

[Malergion]

You're all my bitches
But I bought God a pink leash
because he's bitch-king

 

[Kiss The Void]

zot look who it is!
it is that nizzle glizzle!
satan is his bitch.

 

[Malergion]

Bal-Sagoth is weird
Like a pickled universe
...Almost as random

 

[MajestikMøøse]

no! poor tofutti!
this thread is blasphemous
long live tofutti!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

What the fuck is this?
Erotic male touching?
homosexuals.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Must such wankery
be a continual part of
the nevermore board?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

boobies boobies woo!
boobies boobies woo! woo! woo!
boobies boobies woo!

 

[Will Bozarth]

boobies boobies woo!
boobies boobies woo! woo! woo!
boobies boobies woo!

^^ i think he wins


God eats large man breasts
Only on the days he rests
He consumes man breasts

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

@ andrewcket

 

[Will Bozarth]

I place my penis
Inside of your mouth and throat
Suck it hard, you slut

 

[MajestikMøøse]

fuck this haiku thread
it's a wimp and a poseur
and must leave the hall

 

[Dying Freedom]

Do they actually teach you how to write haikus in school? Foolish.

 

[Tee]

I place my penis
Inside of your mouth and throat
Suck it hard, you slut

hello Willy.

:zombie:

 

[Kiss The Void]

@ andrewcket

whats this caracket?
do you wish for fisticuffs?
headbutt you i will

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

all hail tofutti
tis king of the haiku threads
the one almighty!