Best Beard (metalwise)?

Patric

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Fullbeard- Very metal!
Skipper- Cool but not really metal
Goatee- Metal only if it's long
Sideburns- Nah
Mustache- Yeah, if you're 80's

What do you guys think?
 
Originally posted by Patric
Fullbeard- Very metal!
Skipper- Cool but not really metal
Goatee- Metal only if it's long
Sideburns- Nah
Mustache- Yeah, if you're 80's

What do you guys think?
Goatee's are fucking awful. Period.
Moustaches are tolerable as Mikael has one :)
 
Originally posted by Ordeith

Goatee's are fucking awful. Period.
Moustaches are tolerable as Mikael has one :)

I've got a goatee and a stach.:lol:

As for best beard metal wise? I'd say a full one. :cool:
 
if you speak german, have a look at www.fiese-scheitel.de
if not, have a look as well, for the pictures are quite - um - funny.
it's all about awful haircuts of footballers, entertainers, and such.
especially the section "metalgötter", which means "metal gods", is extremely disturbing.
 
:lol: That's a good one, Vulture!

Facial hair preferences? Eck! Who cares...to LOOK more metal? You could have a baby soft face and still look like a total metal head with a nice mop going on upstairs. ;) Goatees? Seems like everyone that can grow hair on their faces has one now. Beards? ZZ Top did that the best. :lol: I like SOME side burns on SOME guys. It's all about the eyes IMO. :goggly:
 
i dont like mustaches on anyone. mikael looks like a fat bastard with one. i dont know it just doesnt look good. i got a little goatee, but thats only to hide the gayness thats on the top of my head. i had to get a haircut over the summer but im growing it back out so its all good. The coolest beard in metal has to dimebag right? i mean uhh.... its pink.. :rolleyes:
 
Vulture, I just have to ask one question. How does one stumble across a site like that? Please tell me you researched strictly to provide various hair styles and beards. Please tell me you don't have that site bookmarked...

and please tell me you aren't the webmaster of that site. :lol:
 
This is going to haunt me to my grave.

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On the topic.. I think Lemmy had the best metal beard ever before he got rid of it. Those muttonchops that go into a moustache, genius.

-Hondo
 
Originally posted by OpethianSoul
Vulture, I just have to ask one question. How does one stumble across a site like that? Please tell me you researched strictly to provide various hair styles and beards. Please tell me you don't have that site bookmarked...

and please tell me you aren't the webmaster of that site. :lol:

i got htis one from a fellow student. dunno where he got it from, but it is sick. and no, i didn't bookmark this :D and nah, im not the webmaster. how strange am i in your opinion? :loco:
 
Bin Ladens is pretty shit, anyway, ive got a friend who is growing a bin laden beard thingy, im serious here, he got angry at me when i ripped up a pic in the paper of him and he seems like a Bin Laden supporter. anyway, its got nothing to do with metal, except the fact i want to see some metal in his head :mad: