best livejournal ever

[xfer]

and it's from IOWA!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cij03/

 

[FuSoYa]

 

[The Dope]

3.5 months ago? That's one hell of a "van Winkel-esque" sleep that guy must have going on.

 

[xfer]

i like to imagine that he stood up from the computer, turned towards his bed, and was shot dead by a psychotic ex-girlfriend who had been hiding in a closet.

 

[The Dope]

That would be cool too.

 

[avi]

the possibilities are endless!

 

[IanDork107]

He literally 'hit the sack' and turned blue, passed out, and died.

 

[xfer]

this post is going to be even more hilarious when i revisit it in a year's time and rip is still snoozing.

 

[minxnim]

he's like sleeping beauty. xfer needs to go kiss him. on the mouth.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

check out this metal-as-fuck livejournal (yea... i know this person) http://www.livejournal.com/users/savagemessiah/

 

[LuminousAether]

Actually, the sack that he was hitting was full of a very volatile "explode-on-contact" explosive type substance, and when he "hit the sack" it exploded and detonated half of his hometown. You, my friends, are looking at the last words of a very missed pariah.

 

[The Dope]

this post is going to be even more hilarious when i revisit it in a year's time and rip is still snoozing.

The funny thing is that one of my campers this week is named Rip. Victor "Rip" Ripley III, in fact. I guess Rip is short for Victor or something.