Bio-Sausage.........And His Porn Career......And The Fake Tits!

[Deadly Embrace]

BIOHAZARD Frontman To Make Porn Movies - Jan. 12, 2004

BIOHAZARD bassist/vocalist Evan Seinfeld is taking the plunge into porn, according to the New York Post. Seinfeld (photo, includes nudity), who appeared in 40 episodes of the acclaimed HBO prison drama "Oz", will star in flesh flicks with his porn star wife, Tera Patrick (photo, includes nudity), that will be distributed through adult industry giant Vivid. "This will be a lot easier than 'Oz' because I'm making love to my wife," Seinfeld told the paper. "It's a natural occurrence. It's not a stretch."

From BlabberMouth.Net

 

[Testament Legions]

GROSS uke:

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Dude, what a skank. I mean, she's not even remotely attractive. Those things are way too huge...you could drop them on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

 

[Testament Legions]

Skank, perhaps, but I think she's pretty...

I wish I never looked at Evan's, um, package

 

[Valofvalhalla]

You've heard of linguini? Now there's LIMP WIENIE!

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

you could drop them on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

You make it sound like thats a bad thing! :hotjump:

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

There's big, and then there's just grotesque. I mean, they're not just huge, they're LIMP. They're deflated. It's really foul.

 

[HemiGTX]

GROSS uke:

LOL! That was my reaction.

I did look though. I take full responsibility for my actions.

His wife? One of my ass cheeks is the size of one her boobs. I'd have to measure though, and there's no way I'd get near her. I'm afraid of the rapid fire queefs getting me. I bet she can do it on command. I know that was gross!
Here's a puke uke: for what I just said.

 

[Officer Nice]

Everyone is hatin' on her boobies so I had to go look.
They're bigger than my hands, but, as far boob jobs go,
they look alright to me.

She may do porn, but she's not ugly. Shes pretty hot. I'd date her.



OFFICER FRIENDLY.

I know you girls right-clicked-SAVE on that pic of Evans naked oscar meyer
weiner!

 

[hiddenlegions]

I agree , she's really pretty. And for me , her rack is just fine.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

eew, disgusting...

remind me never to look at this movie... never!!!


oh and for the record: she is pretty, but let me get back to you with my final answer, in 10 years when her HUGE boobs will drop down and look like shit...

 

[Dirt Junior]

I AGREE WITH TL..THAT CHICK IS HOT!!!

ASIAN WOMEN ARE HOT!!!

ASIAN WOMEN WITH FAKE BREASTS ARE HOT!!!!

EVAN IS NOT HOT!!!

 

[Testament Legions]

I AGREE WITH TL..THAT CHICK IS HOT!!!

ASIAN WOMEN ARE HOT!!!

ASIAN WOMEN WITH FAKE BREASTS ARE HOT!!!!

EVAN IS NOT HOT!!!

Dirt, It's been a while, dude!

HAHAHA... I knew this thread would catch your eye!!!



And yeah... Evan is NOT hot. I actually watched that episode of "OZ," but the last thing I wanted to look at was his weiner!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Alright, she's fairly pretty but her face is just such a caricature...collagen injections make her lips big. And once again, those tits look like sandbags. They're just unnatural.

 

[Testament Legions]

It might be exaggerated lip liner and lipstick... for the porn star look

 

[Officer Nice]

oh and for the record: she is pretty, but let me get back to you with my final answer, in 10 years when her HUGE boobs will drop down and look like shit...

Sounds like someone's jealous.

BTW, Breast Implants are changed about every 7 years.
So, no worries, no sagging in 10 years!!!!



DR OFFICER FRIENDLY

 

[Officer Nice]

Alright, she's fairly pretty but her face is just such a caricature...collagen injections make her lips big. And once again, those tits look like sandbags. They're just unnatural.

He's coming around!

the first opinion was:

Dude, what a skank. I mean, she's not even remotely attractive.

and now is:

Alright, she's fairly pretty

There's nothing wrong with a woman who's got fuller lips. They're
good for kissing and other things
Her boobies may look unnatural but I bet there's never a dull moment
with those boobies

-OFFICER FRIENDLY

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Sounds like someone's jealous.

!



DR OFFICER FRIENDLY

you've got to be kidding me right ?
i have no problem to admit that a fellow woman is pretty or attractive,
what is this... . 3rd grade ?
why do i have to be jealous about ?

you're funny.




in case you didnt know- yeah they change implants every 7 years, but that doesnt make old boobs that are that big to fall down in time.


oh well.

who cares anyways.

 

[Officer Nice]

you've got to be kidding me right ?
i have no problem to admit that a fellow woman is pretty or attractive,
what is this... . 3rd grade ?
why do i have to be jealous about ?

Yeah ha ha Actually I was!
I was teasing and you got defensive.

you're funny.

Most people tell me I do have a really good sense of humor.
And you have before.

in case you didnt know- yeah they change implants every 7 years, but that doesnt make old boobs that are that big to fall down in time.

ok.....

oh well.
who cares anyways.

Apparently, you did.

OFFICER FRIENDLY

 

[Valofvalhalla]

I want her doctors #