Birmingham Tourist Guide.

[Turbo]

There have been a few threads that have had these pictures, and well I never shared mine.
Prepare to be fucking astonished how shit my city actually is...


Spaghetti Junction (as of Brummie thread).

The Bull Ring shopping centre..

The Rotunda..

A couple of residents...

Todays News,

http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/article.adp?id=20060326132909990004

Weather.

Usually average for the United Kingdom with temperatures as low as -7 during the winter, and summer highs of 30 degrees celsius.

Language.

A dialecht not recognisable to anything from America. Its English, but I would like to use that term loosely.

Population.

1.1 million people live in Birmingham, and a further 2 and a half million live around the West Midlands county, in a happy pleasant multicultural society.

Useful information.

You should carry a gun on you at all times particularly walking around the city centre and the outskirts. Dont carry anything valuable (watch, mobile phone, arse virginity, blood doner card).

London is 112 miles south east of Birmingham. There is a good train service that runs there, use it.

Useful information to Americans.

Birmingham is 112 miles north west of London. There isnt such a good train service, but the Tower of London is open today.

 

[Turbo]

The Rotunda reminds me of a giant fallass.

 

[Mitton]

you could have so much fun on that motorway in the middle of the night in a fast car.

 

[Wings of a dream]

A giant black woman's ass.

 

[Leandro]

Language.

A dialecht not recognisable to anything from America. It's a mixture of several eastern languages, like urdu, and whatever they speak in pakistan

nice

 

[-Gavin-]

Local Education programes!

The city centre!

 

[Turbo]

Both comments made me piss myself. We need a cockney on here for further information.

 

[Mitton]

Local Education programes!

The city centre!

I wish I went to that nursery as a kid I would have kicked the shit out of Osama.