Black Metal Porn Wars! (Blabbermirror)

[Jim LotFP]

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=68867

Some comedy:

Shane Bugbee, an actual priest in the Church Of Satan who wrote and directed "Club Satan: The Witches' Sabbath", which is being touted as "the first-ever Satanic porn,"

that joke of a porn, 'Phallusifer', was rushed into production just to ride the coattails of 'Club Satan: The Witches' Sabbath' — the first and BEST true Satanic metal porn.

Fuck being the FIRST — who cares?

Who indeed.

But it gets better!

Remember, 'Phallusifer' is the same porn that is produced by kids not willing to put their names on it... since when did black metallers have such fear in their hearts? Not having the balls to add your own name to your art is a total pussy move and a great reason to be skeptical.

I don't recall real names being used in the credits of albums by bands such as Venom, Bathory, Darkthrone, Emperor, Mayhem, Burzum, etc etc etc etc.

This Club Satan thing also features Dark Funeral. hmm. *checks Dark Funeral's site* *clicks "Members"* *sees Lord Ahriman, Emperor Magus Caligula, B-Force, and Chaq Mol alongide Matte Modin*

Chaq Mol isn't a real name, is it?

Still, this Satan Church guy is full of a tremendous amount of shit.

That 'Spinal Tap' version of my film is an embarrassment to the true Satanic warriors who are dedicated to giving their fans the BEST BLASPHEMOUS PORN!

What can I say?

I think you'll also see who's milking their fans

Ewww.

 

[Club_Satan]

What is your deal?

Who cares... YOU - get it, you posted your comments.

Dark Funeral might use "stage" names - BUT AT LEAST THEY USE THEM... the "other" porn won't put ANY name to it.

not to mention as the Director of Club Satan - MY FUCKING NAME is used on the film.

 

[skeptik]

So you're behind this travesty? Well done.