blackpool

[Susie]

god i love blackpool, its the poor las vegas, so cool

 

[Light]

 

[Strangelight]

i know a song about that

 

[Strangelight]

One day after closing I was lying on me nest,
When Stez shouts "get yer bags on, come on outside."
So I grabbed me stripy tank-top, I 'ad beer stains on me vest,
An' I said "best get some cans in, it's a long ride."
Well, we drove along the M6, chuckin' cans at other folk,
An' stopped at all the services that took us.
Picked up some fit hitch-hikers,
An' we told 'em filthy jokes,
An' piled them in the back seet fer to fuck us.
We're going down Blackpool, alright,
We're going down Blackpool, fer a pint,
We're going down Blackpool, alight,
To see the lights...
Mutley's in the drivin' seat,
Stez Styx is in the front,
An' we're going down to Blackpool,
To up some fuckin' cunt.
An' Peter's in the back seat,
An' his crack is goin' "gerrit"
He's got his finger up her like a ferret.
Now ten miles outside Blackpool and we had some real bad luck,
Mutley shouts "O fuck, we've got a flat."
And now Peter chucked the jack at some cunt ten mile down the road,
So we made him go an' get the fucker back.
The twat.
We're going down Blackpool, alright,
We're going down Blackpool for a fight,
We're going down Blackpool, alright
To see the lights...
(repeat)

 

[cedarbreed]

There's a weird atmosphere in this town in March. Snowing in Mini-Las-Vegas-Upon-Sea like. Ah, and they ripped-off our Eiffel Tower too
The Mac Donald's is clean though, and it's got hi-tech bogs

 

[cedarbreed]

Ahah and we had a good laugh when giving French lessons to the kids in Palatine high school, trying to make them pronounce ' Centre Pompidou'.
And there was this kid too :
' Do you have any sisters ? '
answer : ' I have a female dog '

 

[cedarbreed]

How do kids spend their spare time in Blackpool except by playing soccer and listening to hip-hop ? They all came with the same answer

 

[Susie]

hey i was in blackpool last weekend and i,m going again this weekend, with my pole dancing bitch friend , cant wait , she,s like :hotjump: fire on the dance floor :hotjump:

 

[Su Jacko]

Blackpool is brilliant. Just a good laugh. Last time I went was before we went to a mate's gig, just outside of Blackpool. About 5 of us won these massive stuffed Whale toys which we had to carry round all day. Then everyone got off their faces on one thing or another. I was soooo drunk I passed out about 5 times. Got home carrying this toy whale looking a complete mess!

Still Blackpool (two thumbs)

 

[Bambi]

ou 'est le centre du george pompidou?

 

[Bambi]

actually now that i think of it Dublin is irish for "black pool" so i live in blackpool...ive merd it!!!

 

[Susie]

Blackpool is brilliant. Just a good laugh. Last time I went was before we went to a mate's gig, just outside of Blackpool. About 5 of us won these massive stuffed Whale toys which we had to carry round all day. Then everyone got off their faces on one thing or another. I was soooo drunk I passed out about 5 times. Got home carrying this toy whale looking a complete mess!

Still Blackpool (two thumbs)

Ha hahhaaaaa i,d love to of seen you wellied out your brains , with a stuffed whale hahahaaaa

 

[Susie]

Ha hahhaaaaa i,d love to of seen you wellied out your brains , with a stuffed whale hahahaaaa

then again we are goin to ireland with mick,

 

[cedarbreed]

 

[Susie]

hey nice one , i cant wait to break that donkeys back haha