BlackwaterNymph is the queen of convo-killing

[Lies and Perfidy]

Sorry for the randomness, but I think this needs to be shared with everyone.

<Phasom> I told you
<Phasom> I don't want your penis anymore
<Phasom> you can't bang your way out of this
*NdX gives it to Phasom hard up the ass
*NdX cums on Phasom's face
<Phasom> not going to work
<Phasom> nope......nothing
<Phasom> okay
<Phasom> now
<Phasom> can we be serious.......
<bwnymph> you guys wouldn't be joking so much if you knew how much buttsex really hurt
<Phasom> for one second
<Pyrus> ...
<Pyrus> okay
<Phasom> ....
<Phasom> ....
<NdX> ...
<Pyrus> holy shit
<Phasom> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
<NdX> yeah....
<Pyrus> that just killed the convo so excellent

That is one of the funniest things ever...and it was so badly needed. Thanks again, Sam.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahahahaha

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You guys laugh now, but wait......you'll see.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oh my! put that strap on away! ACK! NO! *runs*

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

oh my! put that strap on away! ACK! NO! *runs*

You might want to run AWAY from me, brainiac, if you don't want my ribbed fleshlike lovins.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, I'll take the strap on, as long as it is thrusted with love and care.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hahahah classic

 

[Captain Beard]

If it hurts, he probably did it wrong, young lady. More vaseline, captain!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

NLC: question:
have you ever tried it, that you give such a "great" advice?

 

[lizard]

why do you think under his location, what looks to be

"prends pitié de ma longue misère"

means, in simple english, "prod your peepee in ma long hole of misery"

 

[PlatypusJesus]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Super Mahrio]

LMAO!! that is why i love Sammy! good job! \m/

 

[Guerrilla]

If it hurts, he probably did it wrong, young lady. More vaseline, captain!

I totally agree with satan on this one. More lube and position yourself properly!

 

[Captain Beard]

No, but my lady did, and she and I confer on these things... if you think you have enough lube, you need more.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

NoLordy's girlfriend scares me by the way he talks about her.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, she's open to things, generally you're supposed to be that way. Doesn't mean they like it, just means they'll try it.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Well, she's open to things, generally you're supposed to be that way. Doesn't mean they like it, just means they'll try it.

Open? Literally. Haha.

 

[internally grateful]