Bleeding Eardrums And Mouthfuls Of Sand

[VangelicSurgeon]

...that's what we're going to leave Iraqi troops with, according to a top Pentagon official, who was also reportedly the 'terror of the playground' at his elementary school, making fellow students eat such substances as dirt, pea-gravel, and yellow snow.

boston globe article

 

[deadair]

Hottt

 

[Baliset]

how do they plan on executing this plan?

playing the Vines at earsplitting decibel levels while using industrial strength fans to create a sandstorm?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

no I think they are going to have soldiers actually hold down the Iraqi army and cram sand in their mouths, while mercilessly boxing their ears.

 

[Baliset]

well as long as we aren't nuking them for the fuck of it i guess whatever works...

 

[xfer]

as far as battle tactics go, i support those aimed more at the military than civilians, and those aimed at the leadership rather than individual soldiers, so i guess 'shock and awe' beats the 'highway of death' of Gulf War I and the 'bye bye dresden' of WWII.

 

[chupe666]

i always liked the term 'Go pound sand'. this would be a prime opportunity to actually enforce such a term.

 

[azal]

Maybe they will use trickery like they did with the Native Americans and bake them sand cakes, that look inviting and appetizing.

genocidal tomfoolery.