Board Lethargy: Fly in Amber

[lizard]

things have slowed down so much here I feel as though I am Luke Skywalker entombed in that goopy stuff.

and yet even my quirky ADD mind cannot stumble across any meaningful goad which could spark lively retorts and witty repartee.

that is, short of insults, or going to other boards and insulting them, thereby inviting retaliation.

 

[avi]

my excuse is that I keep getting fuck over with work. I'm totally stretched waaaay too thin over here and now they want me to start working at 5am. fuck.

 

[FrostGiant]

I'm done with everything at this job. I just need to look busy for 2.5 days so they don't stick me with some busy work.

 

[lizard]

5 AM = penis caught in zipper. I have to be here at 7 AM and that is bad enough.

 

[lizard]

so FG are they having a going away party for you or just a boot in the ass on your way out the door?

 

[FrostGiant]

We've got a departmental meeting on friday and they're using me as an excuse to get free pizza. Other than that there's a few people trying to get me to bring in donuts but I keep saying that 2 months of employment does not warrant donuts. I hoping they'll leave me alone after work on Friday, cuz even if they don't I'm still just going home.

 

[avi]

what are they gonna do if you don't bring donuts? fire you? muhahahah

as is, my regular start-work time is 6am which is fine. getting up around 3:30 to be here by 5 is not okay.

 

[lizard]

those dogs are going to be perplexed at your change of schedule.

 

[avi]

they're happy and ready to eat breakfast whenever I get up, doesn't matter. it's only a problem on the weekends, which are a concept they don't understand.

 

[FrostGiant]

I get up at 5:30. That's plenty early for me.

 

[xfer]

i'm trying to do work stuff, too, to get brownie points for my impending practicum!

 

[FrostGiant]

Crap. People are like starting to talk to me know when I walk around instead of just staring at me.

 

[lizard]

dude, buck up. less than three full days! be strong!

 

[FrostGiant]

Yeah, but people suck. Especially when they are trying to act like they give a shit what I'm doing after I'm outta here. I fully expect to see everyone I'm currently working with one more time in my life ea. Max.

 

[chupe666]

Yeah, but people suck.

every time i see one of those "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" stickers, i want to cut off the MEAN part.
3 days is not bad. tell them all a bunch of fascinating lies.

 

[avi]

if anyone gives me a new project in the next hour before I leave, I'm gonna freak out