Tis actually a Wolfsbane song, but I liked the title so much I had to use it, because it would be the perfect title for my autobiography (I was going to write 'biography', but who the heck would do a book about me?).
"The story of Phloggy. That guy over there. No, not that one, that one. Behind him and to the right. Across. Across. Back. Look, just forget about it, he's gone now anyway."