Bored Parents in August!!!!

[JonBonJovi]

What's with all these birthdays in late May??????

Is there nothing to do or on the telly in August??????

 

[Spiff]

Maybe because it's when winter is at its coldest and so the parents do lots of snuggling. That's the only thing I can think of. Then again, Bev was most likely conceived in the northern hemisphere so it would have been summer at the time for her.

 

[Southy]

maybe the cold just makes some people hornier than they are in summer, to hell with the snuggle excuse

 

[Winmar]

Maybe shrinkage at that time of year causes blokes to want to prove to themselves they've still got 'it'.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

How's this for a scary fact... me and my little sis were born 9 months after my mother's birthday. My eldest sister and younger brother were born 9 months after my father's birthday

 

[Mark]

Todd, it just doesn't add up

 

[Spruce Goose]

Sure it does. For their birthdays, Todds parents take each other out, get blind, make sweet sweet love

 

[Shannow]

and forget to wear frangadoms.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

And this just tops it off... my other brother was born 9 months after christmas!

They had a scary way of celebrating! haha

 

[Mark]

Your parents are shag-mad!

 

[The Amazer]

man, I would never talk about how my parents shag.

Ever.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Being one of 6 kids I came to accept early on that my parents *shiver* have had sex

 

[Goreripper]

Eww.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Life... it's the biggest STD!

 

[Stonewall]

And Todd is a particularly nasty case.

 

[Winmar]

I'm one of six as well. Copped heaps at primary school, which sucked a tad.

 

[Stonewall]

I didn't catch many STDs at primary school Winmar, you stud muffin you.

 

[Winmar]

Hahaha I was waiting for some sort of comment like that.