BRET MICHAELS' 'Vocalizer' Helps You Expand And Maintain Your Vocal Abilities

[DuchessOfDork]

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With over 25 years in the entertainment business, POISON's Bret Michaels has spent most of his life depending on his vocal cords in one way or another.

Bret Michaels has created the "Vocalizer", a series of explanations and exercises to help you expand and maintain your vocal abilities. Whether you're a karaoke singer, public speaker, radio DJ, or rock star, there's something in the "Vocalizer" for everyone. The singing exercises are divided into four sections: Bass, Tenor, Alto, and Soprano, and range from non-pitch-specific warm-ups to interval-based singing exercises.

I'm just gonna leave this here...

 

[Comic Book Dude]

Nice...it's too bad Lemmy didn't think of this first. Maybe Udo can come out with a lesson in the beauty of the human voice.

 

[Metaldrumz]

Awesome! I always wanted to learn how to sing the National Anthem out of key!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhQGlp2l9Is&[/ame]

 

[Artizan]

You know how you get that weird feeling of embarrassment for someone, and you just can't bear to watch?..........go ahead and apply that to the above video.

 

[Jasonic]

He should seriously come out with a video on how to successfully reinvent himself.
Oh that's right!!! Just add bandana and humility!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That being said, I was always jealous that at least on TV, he got to make out with Jess:

 

[TENTH DREAMER DECEIVER]

That product could add some testosterone to Andre's vocals.

 

[AeonicSlumber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrO5J7TdS7c

Well at least you admit it.

 

[TENTH DREAMER DECEIVER]

Well at least you admit it.

Never denied it

 

[euleria]

All of which raises a (potentially) serious question: if I wanted to become a death metal vocalist, are there voice trainers that can help me find a way to do it consistently and sustainably, where I'm not gonna barf on the punters on the rail?

 

[AeonicSlumber]

All of which raises a (potentially) serious question: if I wanted to become a death metal vocalist, are there voice trainers that can help me find a way to do it consistently and sustainably, where I'm not gonna barf on the punters on the rail?

Melissa Cross has a DVD called "The Zen of Screaming" which is basically about techniques for screamers that help protect their vocal chords.

 

[AeonicSlumber]

I have seriously heard this is actually very effective for touring singers who scream.

 

[Bamafan]

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I'm just gonna leave this here...

This is the one product I've been waiting for my entire life. Now maybe I won't sound like a frog in heat when singing, and instead will sound like a bandana wearing frog in heat.

 

[Rockbox1590]

Does this come with a reality show where whores fight over the chance to sleep with me? I need the ego boost!

 

[AngraRULES]

Melissa Cross has a DVD called "The Zen of Screaming" which is basically about techniques for screamers that help protect their vocal chords.

Awesome DVD by the way. I wish I still had my copy but I gave it as a gift to a friend who is in a band and would use it much more than I did.

I can't say his name though, otherwise Jasonic will complain.

In all seriousness, if you guys want a really (and I mean really) good training course for your vocals, check out Brett Manning's Singing Success. Fantastic stuff.

 

[Cheiron]

Or just go to a real vocal teacher. But that costs lots of money.

 

[nomisofsiman]

I can't say his name though, otherwise Jasonic will complain.

 

[DuchessOfDork]

Or just go to a real vocal teacher. But that costs lots of money.

Well, ya get what ya pay for! I almost wanna buy Michaels' program, but if it costs anything more than $1, it will be overpriced.

What a tool.

 

[dcowboys311]

In all seriousness, if you guys want a really (and I mean really) good training course for your vocals, check out Brett Manning's Singing Success. Fantastic stuff.

Seconded

 

[TribunalRecords]

Melissa Cross has a DVD called "The Zen of Screaming" which is basically about techniques for screamers that help protect their vocal chords.

my only issue with her video is everyone i know who uses her techniques all develop similar screaming styles that remove any individuality they once had.

 

[Cheiron]

In all seriousness, if you guys want a really (and I mean really) good training course for your vocals, check out Brett Manning's Singing Success. Fantastic stuff.

Thanks. I've looked into these various programs/courses before but always hesitant because you don't know if it is legitimately good. I want to learn how to sing adequately for various reasons. Don't need to be great, just capable. At $200 it seems to be a reasonable amount.