Bricks will be shat

[ahjteam]

Search from Google Images for "Mariah Carey red carpet pose".

 

[Genius Gone Insane]

Well I would do her now.

 

[Skinny Viking]

why am I shitting a brick again? Cause of how big she got or?

 

[guitarguru777]

Ya she got the good thickness going on now. I would do the shit out of her!

 

[kev]

Ya she got the good thickness going on now. I would do the shit out of her!

Would you take the photo before or after?

 

[Skinny Viking]

meh ... I'd do her if the option was there just because it'd be another ass notch

other than that she really never did anything for me

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

Dude, that's like my dream figure on a woman there; curvy as hell, thick, but TIGHT (barely any fat and a flat stomach), DO WANT

EDIT: Well, the 4th pic from the top (black dress) might be a bit much, but the next two (red and lavender dresses) = perfection IMO, and I'll be damned if that's more than 18% body fat

 

[SocialNumb]

meh ... I'd do her if the option was there just because it'd be another ass notch

other than that she really never did anything for me

This. Except I'd probably go after her money.

 

[Skinny Viking]

This. Except I'd probably go after her money.

Get her pregnant on purpose

 

[vikk]

EDIT: Well, the 4th pic from the top (black dress) might be a bit much, but the next two (red and lavender dresses) = perfection IMO, and I'll be damned if that's more than 18% body fat

recognize a color named "lavender" is not accepted. Hand over your man card

 

[Skinny Viking]

recognize a color named "lavender" is not accepted. Hand over your man card

you fucked up Marcus!

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

Hey, I'm a 21st century man

 

[dmob12]

I would bone her, but to be fair I'd bone just about anything with two tits and a hearbeat under 350 lbs. (joking my real weight limit is 600 lbs)

 

[nialldoran]

i thought this thread was going to be due to the fact she has superglued her hands to hips, oh well

 

[guitarguru777]

I would bone her, but to be fair I'd bone just about anything with two tits and a hearbeat under 350 lbs. (joking my real weight limit is 600 lbs)

Ever though of being in porn

 

[Fragle]

pics don't do anything for me, but major LOLZ at gurus last post haha

 

[guitarguru777]

 

[dmob12]

Ever though of being in porn

Every day my friend. lol

 

[ahjteam]

Every day my friend. lol

you DO know that guitarguru is a porn producer (for real)?

 

[Nebulous]

Only in those last few posts is this thread interesting lol. Though, last pic FTW here. I like em chunky-ish.

Guru, any room there for me?