Pennsauken, New Jersey
October 24, 2003
Would-be-has-been Hugh Grant is being detained for questioning regarding his involvement in the apparent death of a New Jersey streetwalker. After being unrelentingly solicited by the whining UK perv, the woman suffered a severe stroke and apparently died. A gunshot wound to her chest is also being investigated, but believed to be coincidental.
October 24, 2003
Would-be-has-been Hugh Grant is being detained for questioning regarding his involvement in the apparent death of a New Jersey streetwalker. After being unrelentingly solicited by the whining UK perv, the woman suffered a severe stroke and apparently died. A gunshot wound to her chest is also being investigated, but believed to be coincidental.